This is also a transcript from Ally McBeal but I decided to change it from a conversation into statements. It sounds stronger in a statement form.

Personally, sexual harassment laws are bias. The original force behind them was disgruntled lesbians who felt they were not given the same opportunities. Along with ugly women, who were jealous of pretty women who got all the breaks in the workforce.

Women are victims. They need special help. Look at the evolution of these sexual harassment laws. What we are really saying is women really should qualify under the Federal Disability Act. They are less able. They cannot cope with romance in the office. They cannot contend with having to do a job and have a man smile at them. It is too much. Look where we use to be, first quid pro quo, and then hostile environment. Women can't take it; they bruise too easily. The laws are here to protect the weak and most vulnerable in society. She is a woman, protect her!

Why do women wear high heels? They are hugely uncomfortable, make it easier to fall, cause back problems, but they call it fashion. What kind of person would spend an equivalent of two years painting her face and plucking out her eyebrows, and putting silicone or saline in her chest? There is a name for this kind of person, 'woman.' Why? Because, we 'men' like it. Don't talk to me about equality. Don't tell me you (women) aren't disabled.